Did you know that new dumb blonde jokes are usually jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair and are assumed not to be very smart? These jokes are generally considered to be derogatory, but are usually taken with good humor. They are usually variants on your traditional ethnic jokes. Hmmm...that's good to know.

1. Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Head (Favorite New Dumb Blonde Jokes #1)
   Q:  Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
   A:  She kept throwing out all the W's.
   
   
2. "Water" World (Favorite New Dumb Blonde Jokes #2)
   One day a blonde was riding down a country road with her boyfriend when she saw another blonde out in a row boat in the middle of a grain field (she clearly took the amber "waves" of grain literally).

   The blonde in the truck was very upset at this sight and commented, "those are the kind of blondes that give blondes a bad name.  If I could swim I would go out there and kick her butt."

3. Pick on Someone Your Own Intellectual Size (Favorite New Dumb Blonde Jokes #3)
   A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, buddy. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but also women in general, all in the name of humor."

   Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up,

   "You stay out of this mister. I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee."