Yo mama so fat - when she go to the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at HER !

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Yo mama's so fat I gotta take a train and two busses to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sold her only car for gas money!

Your mamma so ugly I thought it was halloween and she was the mayor of all the mosters.

Yo Mama's so fat, that when she turns around, its her birthday.

Yo mama is so fat, when she bent over she got arrested for selling crack!

Yo mamma smell so bad the kids tip her over on Halloween