There are three men stuck in the desert, a white man, a black man and a pollack when they come to this huge mansion. They knock on the door and this really old lady answers and they ask her if she has any food and a place they can sleep for the night. She said that they could have any thing they want to eat and a place to sleep if they go up stairs and have sex with her. So she went up stairs and got naked and laid on the bed.
First the white man went up there, he opened the door went over to the bed spread her legs and green fog started coming out he got scared and jumped out the window.
About 30 minutes later the black man went up, he opened the door and went over there spread her legs green fog started coming out he got scared too and jumped out the window
A while after that the pollack went up stairs opened the door went over to the bed spread her legs and green fog started coming out, well he was the only one that noticed these corn on the cobs on the dresser next to the bed, so he got an idea he started jacking her off with each one throwing each one out the window, after they were all gone she was satisfied so she went to sleep.
He went down stairs got something to eat and went to bed. The next morning he went out side and said man I slept great and I had a good dinner. The white, and black men said yeah we slept pretty good too, and those corn on the cobs were delicious.