Sexuality Jokes
Tales From The Shire
Wed, 01/17/2007 - 03:29 — RobTwo hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Wed, 01/17/2007 - 03:29 — RobHallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta?
Oh, grand! It's Bond.
James Bond? 007?
Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdeveloped reptilian brain and a predilection for man-eating octopi launching bazookas?
Sunday Morning Sex
Wed, 01/17/2007 - 03:29 — RobOn hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Why don't witches wear panties?
Wed, 01/17/2007 - 03:29 — RobWhy don't witches wear panties? Better grip on the broom.
three men in the desert!
Wed, 01/17/2007 - 03:29 — RobThere are three men stuck in the desert, a white man, a black man and a pollack when they come to this huge mansion. They knock on the door and this really old lady answers and they ask her if she has any food and a place they can sleep for the night. She said that they could have any thing they want to eat and a place to sleep if they go up stairs and have sex with her. So she went up stairs and got naked and laid on the bed.
shot the dog
Wed, 01/17/2007 - 03:29 — Robone day a woman pregnant with triplets walked into a bank that was being robbed. she got shot in the stomach three times, each baby once in the ass. about ten years down the road she had two daughters and a son. one of the daughters came running and said mommy mommy I was peing and a bullet came out. she said thats okay you was shot in the ass when you was a baby. the other girl came and said the same thing, the mother told her the same thing. then the son came in there and said mommy mommy, she said let me guess you was peing and a bullet came out.
