A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!

She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.

Two blondes are walking through the woods when they come to these tracks.  One blonde says they're deer tracks, and the other says they're wolf tracks.  They're still arguing when the train hits them.

A blonde was trapped in a snow storm and she remembered that her dad had said to pull off the side of the road and wait for a plow. Soon after that a plow came along and she pulled behind it.

About 45 min. later the guy pulled over and got out and said, "what are you doing?" So she explained what her dad had said and he said, "all right, I am done with the walmart parking lot; do you want to follow me over to the K-mart parking lot?"

One day Santa, a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and the tooth fariy were walking to school when they spot a $100 dollar bill on the ground. Who picks it up?

Answer: The dumb blond. There's no such thing as Santa, a smart blonde, or the tooth fairy!

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Because she can't find the 11!